A Portable City

Dead.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:09:16 -0400

Dead.

Kitten Names

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:44:56 -0400

I’m getting a female kitten next week, and I’m thinking of naming her either Tina Fey or Little Jerry Seinfeld. Thoughts? I’ll probably just end up calling her something dumb like ‘Peanut’ when it’s all said and done, but I want the name that the vet has on file to be something good.

samcmontgomery: booksandbeards: I watched this movie way too...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:27:35 -0400

samcmontgomery:

booksandbeards:

I watched this movie way too many times. There were always tears.

THIS MOVIE

And now I’m crying at work.

buzzfeed: Meet Ahmed Angel, international model and the most...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:42:36 -0400

buzzfeed:

Meet Ahmed Angel, international model and the most beautiful man in the world.

I now believe in love at first sight.

Literally me.

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:55:28 -0400

Literally me.

merlin: apocalypanties: whoooaaaaoaoa I. Just. What. My...

Fri, 10 May 2013 07:30:51 -0400

merlin:

apocalypanties:

whoooaaaaoaoa

I. Just.

What.

My reaction to this was,”Who is that? Oh my god, WHAT?”

ryanhatesthis: oh my sweet heavens these are what prairie dog...

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:12:28 -0400

ryanhatesthis:

oh my sweet heavens these are what prairie dog puppies look like.

I call dibs. Gimme.

theonion: Picking Thing Up From Apartment Floor Rescheduled For...

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:09:25 -0400

theonion:

Picking Thing Up From Apartment Floor Rescheduled For Thursday | Full Report

"But here it comes: You can (and should!) always be as Shoshanna-like as possible to the people who..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 09:58:25 -0400

“But here it comes: You can (and should!) always be as Shoshanna-like as possible to the people who love you. But this world of ours is a cruel and cold one, Shoshanna, and so in the next few years, you’ll need to hold your cards a little closer to your chest. We all know it’s just your adorable naïveté and joie de Pink by Victoria’s Secret, but others will mistake it for stupidity and try to take advantage of you. Because they are assholes who do not understand what a beautiful heart looks like when they see one.”

- ‘Adulting’ Author Kelly Williams Brown’s Open Letters to the Girls of ‘Girls’ on How to Grow Up – Flavorwire

Um, Kelly’s advice to Shoshanna is weirdly similar to a conversation I once had with two slightly older friends who sat me down and told me that they were genuinely worried about me going out on my own because I was naive and people were going to take advantage of me because of it.

I was like, “I’m not naive and everyone loves me.”

(via whydoihaveablog)

best-of-funny: redcentaurea: zombiewhored: This is so creepy....

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:39:03 -0400

best-of-funny:

redcentaurea:

zombiewhored:

This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as day.

OH MY GOSH this is freaking creepy X(

X

samcmontgomery: JOFFREY LUPUL, TAKE MY HEART There’s a...

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:10:31 -0400

samcmontgomery:

JOFFREY LUPUL, TAKE MY HEART

There’s a person named Joffrey?

How do I subscribe?

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:03:09 -0400

How do I subscribe?

Me.

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:01:05 -0400

Me.

mattsdebate: Thisis the only thing i need in my reference...

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:27:27 -0400

mattsdebate:

Thisis the only thing i need in my reference tag

I never inject, weed sucks!

This video of a sleepy duckling named Dexter is everything that...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:20:53 -0400

This video of a sleepy duckling named Dexter is everything that is right and good and noble in the world. My heart just exploded. I’m writing this from beyond the grave.

Photo

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:48:12 -0400

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing...

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:06:44 -0400

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

It’s fun, because it’s my life and my life is a hellish nightmarescape of nonsense.

There's A Bat Mitzvah At The Hotel

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:55:51 -0400

And I can’t handle the number of nervous tweens. It’s delightful. Also, there’s a sassy little gentleman in a seersucker blazer leaning oh so casually at the bar while his mom is ordering wine. He might be my new hero. He thinks he looks so cool, and he is absolutely right. I bet he’s going to be Cupid Shuffling up a storm in a few hours.

buzzfeed: Meanwhile in Bizzaro World, this school decided to...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:47:54 -0400

buzzfeed:

Meanwhile in Bizzaro World, this school decided to cancel classes because the weather was too nice.

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:40:21 -0400