Don't think too hard about it. It's just stupid.

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

I’m probably happier about this than is normal. 
itsvondell:

if you look closely at the washington memorial, you can see a patch of discoloration on the bottom section of the structure. this is due to water damage resulting from when president nixon famously and controversially let the government open the water gate in 1973. this caused washington dc to flood and the damage took many years to repair. the american people voted to impeach president nixon for this oversight. it is widely remembered as one of the worst decisions in the world.

Forgetting everything I know about Watergate and replacing it with this explanation, because this one is better.
grimelords:

Hoping for a scene of Andre 3000 skateboarding down a big hill and playing Master Of Puppets and then inventing the iphone on a whim.

The Jimi Hendrix movie sounds like the Janey Jormp Jomp documentary, and I’m really excited about that.

craicthatniall:

my friend texted me this gif

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it makes it look like your typing

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This is one of the meanest things I have ever seen.

(via beyoncebeytwice)

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.
theavc:

Professional scary clowns upset with American Horror Story’s scary clown. Glenn Kohlberger, president of Clowns of America, has got a funny bone to pick with Twisty. In fact, he believes all frightening clowns are the reason his organization has seen membership drop by 1,000 in the last year alone.

“Clowns to killers. I choose not to play into any of it. The more attention we give it just gives it more fuel,” said Kohlberger, in an interview giving attention to it. 


Yeah, it’s totally ridiculous for a TV show to portray clowns as psychotic, when in real life they’re just garden-variety terrifying. They shouldn’t all be portrayed as serial killers. I mean, that only happened that one time. 
I really wouldn’t care if someone didn’t like me if they presented it to me with a donut. Looks like a Krispy Kreme, too. Who needs more friends when you got free donuts?