Don't think too hard about it. It's just stupid.

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned
streeter:

1997
"Could I get all the graphic designers in the conference room, please? First of all, welcome to a little company we’re calling GoDaddy.com. What we do here is sell people domain names over the world wide web. What’s that? Why didn’t we choose a name like ‘DomainName.com’ or ‘Domain.com’ or ‘Website.com’ or ‘any other name because it’s 1997 and all of them are available?’ Good question. Well number one, you’re fired. And number two, because none of those names convey what we’re all about here: cool-i-tude. That’s a new word I just made up - actually, Trish, can you register ‘coolitude.com’ for me? Thanks. Now, on to something more important. Let’s talk about a logo. We want something that represents cool-i-tude. Maybe a guy? Think coffeehouses, which, this being 1997, are very popular at the moment. But the people there don’t serve coffee. They serve Java. That’s what they call it because they’re cool. Think of a guy who would know the Spin Doctors. Personally. What’s that? Does he wear sunglasses? Uhh no. He wears shades, daddy-o. Maybe he’s hot, too. Hot from all the cool ideas in his head. What kind of style should we draw him in? Hmmm, good question. Maybe ‘Shitty Keith Haring?’ OOH, wait, I’ve got it! You guys know Pablo Picasso’s painting Guernica? Yeah, the one that shows the aftermath of a German Luftwaffe bombing during the Spanish Civil War with all the distorted faces of humans and animals crying out in pain. OK, so imagine if Picasso had also painted one of the German pilots. He’d be pretty happy, right? A job well done, right? He’s flying his Messerschmidt back to base with a little smirk on his face because even though war might be hell, at least he did a good job today. They might even give him a star or somethin-OOH, he should just have a star on him, too, right? Yeah, why not, right? Cool-i-tude. OK, I think that’s enough to get you all started. Come by when you have a logo ready to present. I’ll be working with our web developers in an attempt to create the most confusing checkout process imaginable.” 

We use GoDaddy for email at work, and I assume this is probably completely factual.
starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

Someone in ad optimization for Hulu is giggling uncontrollably.

I’m finally watching Mad Men season 7, and I must say, California Pete is upsetting.

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

Create lists of comrades, share the means of production.