Don't think too hard about it. It's just stupid.

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aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

(p.s. anyone can get breast cancer)

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This step-by-step guide to twerking is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 
Step 1) Look very, very uncomfortable.
Step 2) Bend over like you’re puking, but don’t want any to get on your shoes. Make sure that your spine is board straight. Stare at the person to your right, making them as uncomfortable as you.
Step 3) Do a bunch of squats with the same frozen smile on your face.
Step 4) Cramp up real bad. Become hysterical from the pain. Laugh maniacally as they cart you away.
Twerking!
Bruh

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

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sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

3. EAT ALL OF IT

4. Am I happy or sad? Am I too full of pasta to care?

Always be too full of pasta to care.

derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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I have been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately, and this is really hitting home for me right now.

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