Don't think too hard about it. It's just stupid.
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
My brother tricked me into using a wine vacuum pump on my chin, thus popping all of the blood vessels in my chin. But now that we’re in our twenties, we’re really good friends, so who knows.